Just handed over a week’s wages for a Ricoh GR? Good choice. Some people get emotional at the cry of a new-born child or the aroma of cut grass. You, however, prefer a high megapixel CCD, a chip faster than a caffeinated Usain Bolt and a super tough exterior. And rightly so.

By the way, you might feel the same way about your Galaxy S4, your iPad, your Kindle or even your TomTom.

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But you might also feel deep dread. How are you going to keep that sleek mirror stillness and perfection of form?

You’ve experienced screen protectors before. You paid buttons, which seemed like a bargain. But you might as well have used clingfilm. With more bubbles than an Ibiza foam party, your iPhone looked like the inside of an Aero.

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